Why is it that whenever I take Eve swimming she has a poo? Unless she has only just gone before we go, you can guarantee out it will come.
Mercifully her swim nappies work wonders at keeping it out of the pool, but I am sick of having to clean out showers and use my flip flops to shove chunks of half digested mushroom down the drain while Eve tries to catch the disgusting little bits swirling around in the water.
Every single time we go.
(and I know that in writing this I will guarantee that no HK friend ever comes swimming with me and Eve again)
The sarcastic cynic. Or something like that
4 weeks ago